I'll Be Happy When I'm Dead

Why do I find Rob Lowe with blonde hair and a blonde moustache so fascinating?

While probably not correct in the American English usage, I spell them “blonde” and “moustache” rather than “blond” and “mustache” since I like the extra letter.

I’M UNTOUCHABLE, BITCH

Rob Lowe IS Drew Peterson IN Drew Peterson: Untouchable

Tonight @ 8pm on Lifetime

Sorry ladiez, but the Moustache Ride is now closed for the indefinite future.

Trailer for the new Cronenberg!

Viggo Mortensen as Sigmund Freud!

Michael Fassbender as Carl Jung!

Also, Vincent Cassel and Keira Knightley!

(She’s at least the fourth most attractive person in this.)

And sweet facial hair!