March 2012
Currently at a streaming cam site with a user named “BUFFY_SUMMERS.” She has a tongue piercing… and braces. She says that she’s 19, so all hand on deck?
Eh, at least it’s safe.
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February 2012
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New Record. 20 taco Taco Tuesday to break my previous record of 18. 9 beef. 11 the most overwhelmingly stupid creatures on the planet.
Why so many? First off, because I can. Second off, because today marks a very special day. It is the two month anniversary of the last time I hung out with someone. Through two months of 2012 I have yet to hang out with anyone. The last month I didn’t hang...
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The big thing yesterday was the Mad Men season five poster. While I’m excited for that returning after a long hiatus, I can’t help but miss that other Sunday night show that’s been on nearly as long a hiatus, a little bit more. Of course, I am referring to The Venture Bros. I just want some Rusty Venture.
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The last girl I bought something for is the reigning AVN Best Actress winner. From there you’d have to wade through a few strippers until it’s someone I actually saw again. Although to be fair, I did see one of those strippers on back-to-back nights.
Awww, Brianna :’(
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For some reason, I never deleted my OkCupid account on the second go around (my first go around I deleted my account on Valentine’s Day 2011 to be overly dramatic about the whole ordeal) and I still get emails about new Quiver matches (which are pictures and links to the profiles of three lovely ladies who I have good compatibility ratings with and they (the emails) mostly depress the shit...
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thetellersoundsthealarm replied to your photo: After the second year in a row with absolutely…
i’m still angry that malick’s cinematographer didn’t win for tree of life. i guess after years of ignoring scorcese until very recently they are trying to play catch up or something.
I didn’t see Hugo (in fact the only best picture nominee I saw was The Tree of Life) so I can’t comment...
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Film is not the art of scholars, but of illiterates. Film culture is not...
– Werner Herzog
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I’m not going to watch them, but all I wish for the Oscars is that The Artist not win Best Picture. I hope a lot of the voters are like 99-year-old Connie Sawyer:
Sawyer, who was a 15-year-old living in Oakland in 1927, when The Artist’s story begins, wasn’t so enamored of the black-and-white film. The movie was enjoyable enough, she says, but she frankly doesn’t understand what all...
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Well, shit. Remember how I said planned on watching about a dozen or so Bunuel films over the next week at two to three a night? Make it a double. Luckily, the file sizes aren’t so massive that my ISP will shut me down.
FUN STORY: During my senior year of undergrad I had a little bit of a porn addiction phase. I was downloading a Sasha Grey megapack, a 40gb folder with hundreds of scenes...
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Thinking about it, the only other year where I saw every best picture nominee was the previous year, 1975. Let’s look at that list of nominees:
Barry Lyndon
Dog Day Afternoon
Jaws
Nashville
One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest (winner)
Admittedly, I’m an asshole when I say I would have preferred any one of those remaining four to win, but let’s get something straight, those are...
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